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Censorship on Social Media.. Why?

This is an Open Letter to the Congress Govt. who’s trying to control & curb the Social Media in India..?











We Indians, Call ourselves the World’s Largest Democracy and Our Consitiution Guarantees us all with Fundamental Rights, Right to Freedom of Speech one of them.. isnt Blocking Social Media conspiring of a Blatant suppression of Our fundamental rights? What’s Seriously Wrong with this Congress Govt. is Instead of Decreasing Communalism, Regional and Religional Hatred on the Ground Level, it is on a difft. Agenda of CENSORSHIP!! NOT DONE..

What has This Congress Govt done to Curb Communalism, instead in the Wake of Vote Bank Politics it has encouraged Regionalism/ Casteism and Communalism.. so who are they to talk about Censorship and Speech Restriction? Next is What.. India is the Next North Korea??

If Indian Govt, continues this way.. We Shall soon become a much feared, showing lots of Promise but Delivering None..  kinda BANANA REPUBLIC!

i know i am probably inviting censorship & Censor-sibal to Block my Blog.. But I’d still risk it! What’s the use of having fundamental rights when a Govt. doesnt want to give it to its Citizens?

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Kahaani Ghar Bhar ki.. (Not your Daily Soap)- Time to Change











The title may be read in 2 ways.. Gad-Bad (Problem) or Ghar-Bhar (Filling One’s own house materially) so the two terms may be used & read interchangably as & when reqd. 😉

On the Fateful Night just before Pranab da’s General Budget’2012 & India playing Bangladesh to book a place in the Asia cup finals & Sachin’s ever elusive 100th Hundred.. My Mind was running heavy duty but with the following solace(s)..

  • Didi was the Common man’s Hope in the UPA Govt & I was hopeful hence, that the Congress would not be able to Press for a Budget that would kill us, thankfully because of the TMC chief’s sheer presence in the Govt.
  • Sachin’s 100th Hundred’s chance never looked brighter, Weak Bowling attack, Familiar Home like Pitches & Lightening fast outfield

 As the Clock struck 11:00 in the morning, the Great Indian Kabaddi of the 24*7 News Channels could be heard like just before a bee’s zap.. Not a Very Good omen I felt..! Pranab da began his speech which most would normally associate with our Beloved but Mute Prime Minister, Mutely.. 😉

“Jab aagaz hi aisa tha to anjaam kya hona tha??” When the start was such what could we expect from the final outcome?? The Congress Govt. or as we say the Govt. of India, which doesn’t really seem to work for the People of India, thus I chose the Word “The Congress Govt.” lemme deliberate why..

A Govt. of India or for that matter of any Democratic Country is supposed to be.. of the People, by the People & for the People of that Country, and, in our case for us Indians, but this present govt.  has made an altogether new meaning to the definition.. it is of the Congress, By the Congress & Works for the Congress & its allies ONLY!!

The citizens of India hold no Value to them & no set of Rules & Code of Conduct apply to this Ruling Party, for they think they rule us & are not here to Govern us! Read: Law Minister Salman Khurshid, Beni Prasad, Pawan Bansal, Digvijay Singh, Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Kapil sibal, Manish Tiwary & the list goes on….  & so does their autocratic ways in a supposed Democracy.

Politics as of now has been just Divisional & focus whilst at Polls is towards one section/ Religion of India wherein traditionally fatwa’s were given to elect the Congress, Congress would benefit hence from Landslide votes in their favour coz. They would vote for them without holding any virtues, The Hindu’s in Hindustan were never really cared for as they could never show the same magnanimity & one ended votes as a spectrum, hence The Hindu’s were never really treated as a sincere Vote bank as Our Votes would cancel each other in our own very house, where the karta of a Family votes to a 100 yr. old Party,  The Son votes for change & Growth & the Daughter votes for an Individual not a Party. So, Hindu’s haven’t really been a Force to reckon with…

 Anyways now that I have vented my anger by Words, lemme come back to the Kahani Ghar bhar ki..

Pranab da, by way of the Budget, wants to infuse Capital in to the system & reduce our fiscal defecit, so he decides to bring a forward looking Budget, in which he aims to reduce the Subsidy in Petro Products like Diesel, Kerosene, Petrol, LPG & CNG.. To hell with the Extremely high Cost of Living & Daily wrath faced by the Common man (Mango People) in this extremely difficult & High Inflationary Economy.. The common man it seems is like.. Green-Mango-toomuch for the Congress, Unwanted & Unseen.

 To Topple this effort, another Maverick Tax by way of Indirect Taxes to burn a deeper hole in the People’s Pocket but carefully selected so as to not to alarm Mamatadi, is introduced. 219 new services indicted to the Service Tax & Service Tax slab increased to 12%.. why? To give breath of fresh air to the reeling Govt.?  Why is the Govt. reeling is another question best left unanswered..

 My Question (if I am allowed to do so, Censor Sibal sir is..) Why make Political & unachievable claims & trap funds towards development when you are concerned only with your own Bank Balance development, The Best part of the Budget was the Trap laid out for Vodafone and overhauling the Supreme Court’s judgement which had come in the former’s favour be quietly overhauled. All takeovers since 1962 with retrospective effect come under the Provision of India’s tax laws.  So Vodafone & all other such takeovers would need to pay to the Govt. or otherwise face the Music.

In Hind sight, if the Govt could be so Proactive to up the ante on tax collection why didn’t they simply plan to Bring the Black money back in to the system & the country, when they know Billions of Dollars worth Indian Money is stacked elsewhere, which inturn if brought back is enough for the Govt. of India to give a Tax free Holiday to all its Citizens for 20 years?

If that is really such a Grand Ask.. Look closer Home & try to unearth the scam Money done by the likes of Shiela & Kalmadi during the CWG games & Sh. A. Raja during the 2G Allocation scam, The Coal-Gate scam & now the extremely disturbing Armed Forces Procurement scam? All the scams tune up to values in Rs. Lakhs of Crores, & am writing it in Lakh crores & not zeroes cause I’ll be honest, I donno how many zeroes would come after the 1st digit, to write the same in figures..

The Best Part was the Growth Projection @ 7.6 % for next year.., I think he has mistaken the Growth in GDP figures with the Growth in Inflation figures over this year, i.e. from 10.6& to 18.2% inflation for there is no statistical reference otherwise to prove this Projection.  Companies nation wide facing lull across all spheres, barring a select few exceptions, Farmer suicides rampant, Traders seeing falling turnovers & the common man unable to sustain himself & his family to the lifestyle he once called his own.

But amidst all this fiasco, a good news arrived of The Little Master scoring his Hundredth hundred, The Weight of expectations for the great man must be slightly off his shoulder for now.. but Pranabda, the Common man’s plight in the current stateof the economy is an even bigger Burden & the Govt in this case is not ready to shoulder it & infact is hell bent on increasing it!! So, I Hope the Ruling Party- the Congress is hearing this.. Otherwise the People of India will Change & VOTE.. becasue that is what will bring in the Change, unless you are not ready for it!


Sachin’s Elusive 100th hundred, India’s Elusive Victory down under & INDIAN GOVT’S ELUSIVITY EVERYWHERE!! :P








Amidst being called Team India’s Biggest challenge & How this Australian Cricket Team was Weak & How this was the “Best chance of Team India to Beat the Dwarf’s called Australian Team on their Home Turf…”  The Media also intensified that how it was time for Sachin’s Maha-shatak. The Govt. meanwhile amidst all this is Muelling the Petrol Maha-shatak.., If Insider sources are to be believed, this is how its meant to be:-

  1. Sachin who got out again on 80 early in the day would be the talking point of the media & Govt. will increase the Petrol Prices by Rs. 1.25/- owing to the weakening Rupee against the Dollar, next Petrol hike to be on the 3rd Test when Sachin yet again misses his Hundred, this time reason is increasing Crude Barrel Prices in Singapore & next time because our Oil PSU’s are forced to have Losses & it keeps going on… 😉
  2. Manish Tiwari will address the Press & brief them about “How the BJP had increased the Petrol Prices thrice in its 5 Year stint at Power & the Policy to Decontrol Oil Prices was Originally Proposed by the NDA when it was in Power and Congress was only taking it forward..” later at Arnab Goswami’s Debate, he would fume & shout at the top of his Voice blaming Ravi Shanker Prasad, TEAM ANNA & the EX NDA govt. for playing spoil sport & aggravating Public Rage by giving unceremonious details& misguiding Public and doing dirty Politics. Arnab would keep gasping & pleading to Keep the Debate to Price rise on Petrol as the topic of Debate but in vein… 😉
  3. Abhishek Manu Singhvi will talk about the appointment of Oil PSU Chief’s by Reservation for Minorities, Woman & Religion BUT BY A ONE-ON-ONE BASIS, so that BSP & SP walk out while the Opposition confronts the Govt. regarding the Petrol Price hike, then Khabari Prasad, brother of Rajniti Prasad will get up Blabber his atrocities & take abhishek’s manuscript for the reply Tear it apart on throw it up the Parliament’s chairs… 😉
  4. Pawan Bansal, the Minister for Parliamentary affairs (Read Floor Management), will claim this to be one of the Dirtiest day’s of Parliamentry History (Offcourse it was.. Why did Khabari Prasad tear the Papers so many times?? Twice or thrice was enough.. Kitna Jhadoo Lagane mein Musibat hoti hai!! Kaamwali Bai association exclaims… (Kaamwali Bai Association Mission statement: Managing Floors succesfully since 1929)  😉
  5. Laloo Prasad Yadav will also support Khabari Prasad’s actions saying he did it accidently & didn’t intent  to. He will also inform the Media that Digvijay singh had an additional copy of Abhishek Singhvi’s reply script in his Pocket at that time… 😉
  6. Digvijay “Diggi Raja” singh, will inform the Press that He had received a Phone Call from the Paper Pulp day before yesterday that Khabari Prasad would tear the Paper, from which Abhishek singhvi was going to read his address in the Parliament & How the Paper Pulp been reduced to 50 gsm when the Govt. stationery procured was of 70+ gms because of the RSS hand in it, the Person who was typing the abhishek’s address was also related to an RSS wing commander. (For those who don’t know How RSS can do all that?? RSS is the Baap of RAW & ISI together & FBI agents take summer training courses from RSS camps to get a fraction of their super skills..) 😉
  7. Our Great Economist Prime Minister, amidst all this chaos of Petrol reaching Rs.100 before Tendulkar’s 100th Hundred, would still Believe in the concept of Silence is Golden after all.. “Keeping Quite is a Lovely trick designed by Madamji when Words become superfluous… ” 😉
  8. I had forgotten, the Sweet Kindergarten School Teacher.. err Speaker sahiba, Meira Kumar ji, i mean.. When Opposition will demand Voting on Petrol Price Rise bill, she would politely say.. “Aise Mat Kijiye.. Kya kar Rahe hai aap?? Please Please.. Dekhiye Baith Jaiye. Please Please..” & then during Voting.. “Those in favour say I & those against No… I think the Eyes have it the eyes have it!!”  (Chashme/ specs means 4 eyes instead of 2..) 😉

*Disclaimer: This is not a Work of Fiction but of Vivid imagination… but beware readers Censor Sibal is on the Prawl!! Meow & Bow Wow… !  😉

*Deliberated by me courtesy a tweet from @fakingnews

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A Dumb Open Letter to all on Lokpal Bill Proceedings..!

A Dummy’s Guide to Lokpal & the Hoopla around it..

Hi all.. Am not an expert at Politics, but the inquisitiveness in me, regarding what’s happening around me intrigued me to write upon as the Devil’s advocate for the structure called Lokpal.

First of all, i’d like to add that i heard the shittiest debate that i have ever heard in Indian Parliament till date when a Mammoth Bill is Proposed.., The Congress yesterday announced it as a Landmark & the Greatest thing ever.. (sic) & The Team anna thinks that it is the biggest Lie & Farce that a Government can ever give to its Citizens..(sic)

Before i give my point of View, I’d like to make a note for the Pro Censorship Obnoxiously Bizarre Government bodies, it is a Democracy Mr. Sibal, I am entitiled to say what i have in mind..  (sic) 😉

Now, as for the day’s discussion, chronically speaking, Media houses gain tremendous TRP’s by airing the Live debate happening across the Parliament which, the congress had previously announced as Landmark.. All Eyes Glued, as to what is the Content & Provisions in it..

But, Bizarrely even before the Bill is rendered as introduced, Padmashree Lalu Prasad Yadav, Shrimaan Mulayam Singh yadav ji voice their opinion that there should be Quota in Lokpal.. (am still in avid shock) Lalu ji a Profound lawyer, with great Political knowledge & experience.., have immense respect for him, for it needs REAL Brains to do a scam worth Rs. 4000 Crores from Cow Fodder! (Respect!!).. aah, coming back to Laluji’s statement, he proposed SC, ST, OBC, Minority & Women reservation in the Lokpal. He objects this Lokpal bill, calling it full of defects and very Weak in all spheres, calling it Aanan Phanan Bill.

Shri Mulayam Singh ji then gets up in typical fashion, as was evident from his Brilliance that he had showed in the past during the path breaking “Mirage fighter plane scams” & “Cash for Votes scam” throws his light on the undecided bill called Lokpal or Watchdog as they call it in English, as non acceptable without a reservation for Muslims. (True, That’s what we need right now..)

My Dear sirs, May i ask, Do you really want a Lokpal or are these Stupid Delaying tactics??

A Lokpal has not even been discussed yet, What Powers he shall have & you are discussing Politics in it already?? i can hardly believe what i am hearing.. Where on Earth have there been Reservations or Quotas in Anti Corruption Investigative agencies? I originally thought, that any Person with good Investigative skills was required for the makings of an effective Lokpal to fight Corruption but Our Brilliant Politicians think that his Cast, Creed, diasphora are the original eligibilties. May i ask Why?

Hmm.. the Answer is Simple, You dont really want a Lokpal. Congress was forced to introduce this Lokpal bill under Pressure, though they didnt really want it, urged Brilliantly Funny Stand up Comedians to entertain all Citizens of India & make a mockery of this Bill & hence never really such a half baked bill be passed.

Coming to the Point that Padmashree Lalu ji said regarding Prime minister under Lokpal scanner, he said “What will other Country heads think of Indian Prime minister being under the Corruption scanner??” I counter ask you a question.. “What will other Country heads think that India has a Corrupt Primeminister but he is above the Law, because he has Power & hence even billions of Dollars under his illegal Bank accounts but will never be Punished??” which is a bigger Joke in international media tell me?

Might i Add.. that we as citizens of this Country have elected these Jokes in the name of Politicians!! so Next time we get an opportunity to cast our Vote, EXERCISE it with Caution & Vote for a Person who deserves it.